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Jenny Owen Youngs - The Ballad of Kristin & Dannielle (An Abridged History of Everyone Is Gay Dot Com)

from The Gayest Compilation Ever Made by Various Artists

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Well well Kristin and Dannielle have a website, they give advice, and they'll tell you what to do
If you're in love with your best friend or you're having girl problems they know just what to do!

Once upon a time in New York City lived two girls with different-length hair
Kristin wore dresses, Dannielle wore vests, but there was one thing they certainly shared
One day lying in the grass in Union Square Park eating ice cream and talking bout cats
Kristin said "Hey it's like everyone's gay" and Dannielle said "Hey I'm down with that"

Well well Kristin and Dannielle have a website they give advice, and they'll tell you what to do
If you're in love with your best friend or you're having boy problems they know just what to do!

So their website was built and the questions rolled in from people of every kind
From grandparents, teenagers, grown ups and kids all wanting some answers to find
Kristin and Dannielle they rolled up their sleeves, cos when you type, sleeves can get in the way
And set to typing out guidance for everyone, be they bisexual, straight or gay
Or any member of the other sub-groups that fall under the LGBTQ umbrella

Well well Kristin and Dannielle have a website they give advice, and they'll tell you what to do
If you're in love with your best friend or you have some gay children they know just what to do!

Heartache is heartache no matter who you love
K&D of EIG want to remind you what you're made of
It's good stuff

Well well Kristin and Dannielle have a website they give advice, and they'll tell you what to do
If you're in love with your best friend or you're having gender-unspecific problems
Well well Kristin and Dannielle have a website they give advice, and they'll tell you what to do
If you're in love with your best friend or you're having cat problems they know just what to do!

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from The Gayest Compilation Ever Made, released January 1, 2012

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