everyone is gay
except for me
sometimes i wish that i could be
cuz all of my girlfriends
are sexy lesbians
yea, everyone is gay
except for me

everyone is gay
except for me
havin fun at secret gay parties
i just don't know why
i can't be a little bi
oh, everyone is gay
except or me

oh being straight (oh being straight)
can be so dull
when everyone you know
is homosexual
they're gay (gay, gay, gay)

everyone is gay except for me
sometimes i wish that i could be
i'd ask for advice on
kristin and dannielle's website

everyone is gay dot com
except for me